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Dakamuri

anidiot

literally an idiot, but somehow finesses his way through every test getting himself 150% every time. he is also basically drake himself. loves kids.
Nah, Charan is being such a Dakamuri.
by Venkata Siddharth Sazzala March 18, 2025
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dadministrator

The patriarchal IT manager and administrator who oversees all familial IT hardware / software policies, procedures, security, and implementation.

Also presides over all tech related educational, entertainment, and spousal requests and approvals.
Designs, implements, and deploys home network hardware and devices. Manages all security, network, and device access requests.
I’m the dadministrator of the family and the house.
by Garuda TexAsian March 19, 2025
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dadministrator

The patriarchal IT manager and administrator who oversees all familial IT hardware / software policies, procedures, security, and implementation.

Also presides over all tech related budgeting, educational, entertainment, and spousal requests and approvals.
Designs, implements, and deploys home network hardware and devices. Manages all security, network, and device access requests.
We're the mom and dadministrators in this house!
by Garuda TexAsian March 20, 2025
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Dadalitarianism

A totalitarian ideology which incorporates the cultural sensibilities of Dadaism, particularly the surreal Christian classicism of Salvador Dalí.
Modernity has gotten so absurd that we might as well advocate for dalinian dadalitarianism!
by Nyanza Morgan May 17, 2025
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Dadmasker

Dadmasker
(noun)

A woman who knowingly deceives a man about being the father of her child.

Someone who hides or "masks" the identity of the real dad, usually for personal gain (financial, emotional, or social).
Examples:

"Turns out my ex was a total dadmasker—three years in and the kid wasn’t even mine."

"The tabloids called her Hollywood’s biggest dadmasker after the DNA test drama."

Origin: Comes from "dad" + "masker," meaning to conceal or disguise the real father.
by Sakurakage September 20, 2025
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Daaamaaad

When you invite a kid to your team but keep it a secret from everyone else.
This guy keeps doing a Daaamaaad.
by Roffehater67 October 21, 2025
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Dadmentia

Forgetfulness experienced after becoming a dad. Similar to mom brain.
He forgot were he put the keys because of his dadmentia.
by Cantpeatal October 26, 2025
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