Curtis

Applying for a lucrative job role and when the job is offered/accepted, the company goes into a financial tailwind six months later and ends up firing the person in that role. The person feels stuck in their current role because everywhere they apply, the job will no longer exist in 6 months.

past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising

You hear the new CEO was fired, man he really Curtis'd that position.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.

by headofcurtis November 3, 2022

Curtis

Has the biggest cock and biggest personality in the world

Wow Curtis has such a cock and is sooo cool

by Curtis124432 November 5, 2022

Curtis Footjob

A man named Curtis will take his foot and shove it up a man, or womans private area while reciting the ABC's with glee.

I wonder if you ever done the Curtis footjob

by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022

Curtis

Curtis is very nice cool person guy. I wish to get to know him more because he’s so nice and chill. I’m glad we’re friends now. He’s kinda sucky at times but it’s alright I guessss. He’s cute too

Raaaaa it’s curtis yall

by Christmas music November 29, 2022

Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.

Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.

by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023

Curtis

Generally used towards short people who rival lord of the ring dwarves in height

He’s so short he must be named Curtis

by Bunbran August 4, 2023

Curtis

An Adjective that describes someone or something that is considered strange, unusual, demented or straight out weird

First originally deriving from a person named ‘Curtis’ who made retarded jokes

Tom: i love strawberry pizza and men
Cameron: Nah thats bare Curtis
Josh: Tom is being Curtis

by dallah October 9, 2023