Khartoum Cucumber Swashing

When you hang your friend by a green flagpole that’s in the Solomon Islands. Generally used when in an Empire State of mind.

Friend 1: “I can’t wait to perform a Khartoum Cucumber Swashing on my friend Barnabas!”
Friend 2: “swag”

by Dicho mode June 16, 2022

Cucumber

A cucumber a long green healthy thing what Calum Hood used to pleasure the female fans if he feels up to it. The female fans have seen his cucumber from a leaked snapchat and it was fairly decently sized; we all thoroughly enjoyed it.

Calum fucked the fan using his large cucumber sprouting from his body

by Hemmingsbitch January 23, 2015

Cucumber

Girls use it... To eat! You dirty minded freak. Boys may use it too... To eat 😉😉

Hey, Have you used to cucumber yet 😏

by Chicken nuggetsssss April 16, 2020

Cucumber

its a short way of saying daddy cum because it has cum in it.

let me feel your cucumber daddy

by daddy cum November 4, 2022

Cucumber swallow

When you eat a whole cucumber without chewing or cutting it up without even wanting it

My girlfriend forced me to Cucumber swallow

by Big word boi March 28, 2022

Cucumber

When you're in a complicated situation where you both in love with each other, and are sexually active, but are more than friends, and less than being in a relationship.

Bob and Mary are in a cucumber relationship.

by yedtds519 March 14, 2016

You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier arguing with Xavier

Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!

Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.

Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!

Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!

Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.

Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.

Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.

Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!

Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB

by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023