Cocklock

When your cock is at maximum ridgidity for a prolonged time even after several sexual episodes with completion. must maintain the erection for at least 5 hours. Also known as Cockluck, if term is used by recipiant.

After 5 hours, and not being able to fuck away an erection, I determined I had cocklock.

by VaGinaRaider April 25, 2009

cockblocking

Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.

Yuks is a cockblocking legend.

by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009

cockblock

when a man is attracted to a women then another man comes and steals the women from the other man

Randy is such a cockblock.

by Ijihg April 22, 2010

the facebook cockblock

The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.

Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.

by kavorkian April 25, 2010

clockblock

A moron who blocks the timeclock because he's waiting for EXACTLY 8 hours from when he clocked before clocking out for fear of losing pay.

If that idiot wants to wait until exactly 7:00 to clock out, he needs to stand aside and not be a clockblock.

by Doomhammr May 1, 2006

cockblock

It is of Itailian origin, and it is a cube, or a block, full of cock(s)

You dumb ass hoe cockblock.

by cockblock101 March 11, 2005

Cockblock

Someone who discourages the sex life of a male who wants some.

"Man, I was totally up with this girl until my girlfriend saw us. She's such a cockblock."

by Stoptheblock February 6, 2010