Crystal crib

a meth lab

Damn dude, the cops busted up my crystal crib

by ninjaweiner April 15, 2012

Crystal Balling

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.

P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021

skin crystal

when you put crystal meth in your foreskin and make a hooker lick it off of your perforated forskin dick cheese infested cock

hey whore get some of this skin crystal!

by Doxsq April 21, 2019

crystal head

When smoking crystal meth and your partner/significant other or your side butch/dude is giving you head.... duhhh

That bitch was giving me crystal head

by Rozak May 24, 2018

Crystallized Caverns

When someone takes a straw, fills it with pop rocks, inserts it in ones anus and then proceeds to blow in the other end.

Yo dude, last night I just crystallized her caverns.

Siiiick, you gave her crystallized caverns.

by BraziarK September 28, 2019

crystal soul

One who dedicates their Soul to Crystals. They enjoy, and appreciate the shine, glow, and structure of any Crystal.

Boy: This cave is covered in Crystals! I'm so excited, I'd call myself a Crystal Soul!

by Crystal Soul May 27, 2017

crystal Rose

The most kind individual that goes out of their way to make everyone happy but probably suffers from trauma. She did lend me $5 once.

Are you going to Crystal Rose's party? There will be all kinds of love and treats.

by Candyberry518 June 6, 2021