A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.
My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.
by coffecrispaddict August 21, 2023
Get the Crystal Mommug. Ender crystal is a minecraft most bigger explosion,very big than creeper or TNT.The Ender crystal can be found in The End demension.
by Tnt567 July 15, 2019
Get the Ender crystalmug. When someone takes a straw, fills it with pop rocks, inserts it in ones anus and then proceeds to blow in the other end.
by BraziarK September 28, 2019
Get the Crystallized Cavernsmug. One who dedicates their Soul to Crystals. They enjoy, and appreciate the shine, glow, and structure of any Crystal.
by Crystal Soul May 27, 2017
Get the crystal soulmug. When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.
P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."
by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021
Get the Crystal Ballingmug. when you put crystal meth in your foreskin and make a hooker lick it off of your perforated forskin dick cheese infested cock
by Doxsq April 21, 2019
Get the skin crystalmug. When smoking crystal meth and your partner/significant other or your side butch/dude is giving you head.... duhhh
by Rozak May 24, 2018
Get the crystal headmug.