Crystal Mom

A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.

My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.

by coffecrispaddict August 21, 2023

Ender crystal

Ender crystal is a minecraft most bigger explosion,very big than creeper or TNT.The Ender crystal can be found in The End demension.

Me:Hey look up,there are the last Ender Crystal.Lets destroy it!!!

Then we won that battle

by Tnt567 July 15, 2019

crystal Rose

The most kind individual that goes out of their way to make everyone happy but probably suffers from trauma. She did lend me $5 once.

Are you going to Crystal Rose's party? There will be all kinds of love and treats.

by Candyberry518 June 6, 2021

Crystal Balling

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.

P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021

Crystal Gale

1. An American country singer best known for her 1977 hit song, "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".

2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.

My wife prefers to stand, actually. I Crystal Gale'd her last night.

by Prestonblue September 5, 2013

Crystallized Caverns

When someone takes a straw, fills it with pop rocks, inserts it in ones anus and then proceeds to blow in the other end.

Yo dude, last night I just crystallized her caverns.

Siiiick, you gave her crystallized caverns.

by BraziarK September 28, 2019

crystal soul

One who dedicates their Soul to Crystals. They enjoy, and appreciate the shine, glow, and structure of any Crystal.

Boy: This cave is covered in Crystals! I'm so excited, I'd call myself a Crystal Soul!

by Crystal Soul May 27, 2017