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Crunchy

John K getting in touch with his emotions.
Today's chair is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch; so named because he's crunchy.
by elbeeay May 30, 2024
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Crunchy

Someone who is a headass ugly ass lookin neck ass lookin ass
Ewww that bitch is crunchy!
by Bigmamaeecy December 28, 2017
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Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.
Person 1: “Trump 2020
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”
by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020
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crunchy flaming

happens when someone hates on or attacks (is flaming) a crunchy person for their crunchy ways.
Bob was crunchy flaming Sue on the message boards over her natural childbirth choices.
by crunchylina November 12, 2013
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crunchies

Slang:

Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.

Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.

Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!

Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
by Fractious1 November 30, 2017
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Crunchy

That man looks crunchy
by Dope Boi Loxo March 2, 2020
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the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024
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