Crunchy

An adjective used to describe an object, person, vibe, music or set of activities and interests as cool or hip.

Anyone interesting or eclectic.

"What's the name of this song? It's crunchy!"

"I like your style. You've got some crunchy taste!"

"This summer has been crazy fun! I'm honestly just living a crunchy life."

by Kasualkazoo July 24, 2017

Crunchy love flakes

Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.

"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"

by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017

Crunchy Bunch

A pink teddy bear

What’s a crunchy bunch he asked;

That would be a pink teddy bear!

by Ryansjs6 November 2, 2018

Crunchy

To be whack or crazy. Something is just unreal or stupid. Like cringey but crunchy is a whole new level

Yooo did you see how the teacher was acting, it was so crunchy bro.

Bro that's crunchy.
its crunchy dude.

by FeenAndCrunch March 12, 2019

Crunchy

Used to describe a very awkward situation. Differs from other use of being "all natural" . This use is more "the situation isn't smooth" aka it's crunchy.

Veronica found out Samantha was fucking her husband, it was crunchy to be there when it went down.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019

Crunchy

a person who makes their own granola, typically vegan, tree-hugger, hangs out at locally owned coffee shop, shops at thrift stores

My crunchy co-op cashier recommended a great kombucha

by DiscoLemonade1976 June 18, 2018

Crunchy breath

It is a cough

Damn that crunchy breath sounds bad u should see a doctor

by Sexy papa John August 10, 2018