crotch trumpet

the nickname given to a person, during masturbation, whos reproductive organ emits a sound similar to a blaring trumpet to display his sexual arousment to others

Ken, you crotch trumpet, make your cock shut the hell up! I've had enough of that shit for one night!

by Sneaky September 1, 2004

crotch gremlins

Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.

Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.

by tikimon September 21, 2005

Crotch Whisperer

A person who has a way with words who can get anyone to have sex with them.

OMG Becky! you got caught by that Crotch Whisperer. He got you in the sack by buying you one drink!

by Chachabub September 25, 2010

Kennel Crotch

When a woman has both female (Cats) and male (Dogs) partners, making her a whore. Can also be used to define a STD that entails a cacophony of meows and barks emanating from her crotch-al region.

Dude did you see that chick? She was hot!" "No man, she plays both sides... a typical case of kennel crotch.

by Immortal Jellyfish October 3, 2010

dancing crotch

a cyclist or biker

Michael was riding his bike and heard Rupert's car pull along side him and yell "move it you dancing crotch"

by Willie El Perro May 24, 2011

Crotch-Knock

The act of swinging one's fist into another's crotch for the sake of comedy or business purposes.

I had to crotch-knock three people to get into the porto-potty.

by Jim Hancock May 10, 2005

Crotch lettuce

The proceeds of prostitution. The money received in payment for sex.

Kara made mad crotch lettuce last week. Kara's short on cash so she's gonna go make some crotch lettuce tonight.

by Devonatorr February 22, 2009