Cripple

A kneeboarder. Someone who rides a board on their knees as if their legs don't work.

Cripples are second only to goat boaters.

by b j p January 13, 2010

cripple

A severely funny looking person due to deformities or the way they were born

OMG look at da cripple he is sooooo funny looking! also known as retard

by Beavis_rfc June 3, 2005

crapple

1. A dish made up of crap and apple which is bitter-sweet.
2. The active non-exercise of said values.

Yesterday my company gave me a crapple sandwich with a side of "good job" and my final paycheck!

by muahlamb4 July 30, 2009

Crapple

An apple that looks like it should be nice and tasty but is really disappointing.

"Dammit! It's a crapple."

by The Scrabble Kings June 27, 2007

crApple

The worlds worst drink on Earth. Usually refers to Snapple,or some other crappy tasting juice drink that waters itself down and then charges more money.

This apple Snapple crapple tastes like apple water shit. I knew apple juice, I worked with apple juice, and you Snapple sir are no apple juice!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

crapple

A word from Family guy...

Holy CRIPP hes a CRAPPLE!!!!

by oopoop September 13, 2006

cripple whipper

cripple whipper is when you find a crippled person a then grab him/her and start hitting people with them to make the people you are hitting also crippled!

Joe pasquarlie didn't like elton john so nipple hair started to cripple whipper peter pan with a cripple the ghandi was not happy so calvin cline kicked him down the stairs.

by kikasskiwi February 18, 2009