Cawley

Is a name of a guy that looks like two handsome actors in one, but with a 10inch soft. He will always put a smile on your face, sometimes cant control his mouth or actions but that's what makes him who he is. He will always be there for you unless he had a massage scheduled. People blessed with this name will have intercourse with miss america, save a cat out of a tree, naked backflip into a pool, take a fall for a punishment, be a true friend, bicycle kick Chuck Norris,and then throw a 200mph baseball through the earth all while eating a sandwich he got a girl to make him, Easy Monday. He is so nice and giving when he sees a homeless person holding a sign begging for money he will have sex with them just so they know that someone cares.

Hey look there is Cawley with another homeless man, what a nice guy.

by 1wingman viper September 5, 2011

what cralwed up your ass and died

whats is your problem.
jb

your mean today what cralwed up your ass and died

by jacob byrd January 11, 2008

cradle my botch

fondle the ball sack

Last night she wanted to cradle my botch ; grabbed and rubbed my ballsack

by taintlicks September 27, 2015

Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome

When you love someone so much that you suffocate them.

Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.

by Remnus Kizon November 10, 2009

Newton's Cradle

Describing the swinging action of at least 2 men's testicles as the slap against each other during anal sex.

They were at it so hard that their balls' were bouncing like a Newton's Cradle.

by Meatspin March 23, 2007

Crawly Bum Lick

A snitch, brown noser, grass.

Person One: I really like your dress, brings out your eyes!
Person Two: Ahh thanks!!!
Person Three: * mutters* What a crawly bum lick!!!

by Jeff2009 June 25, 2009

Wall crawler

Noun - Someone who recoils off the bed (and up the wall in some cases) as a result of mind blowing sex, whether it be actual intercourse or oral.

Adjective - phenomenal sex, leading to the girl recoiling off the bed and "crawling" up the wall.

n. Dude, last night I was giving it to Jane real rough and she became a wall crawler.

adj. Last night me and Jane had a real wall crawler.

by KingKnives February 3, 2008