Cranking it

When markiplier jorks it

"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22

by froggyfroggy2000 June 19, 2025

Cracking Your Homeboy

Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.

Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?

by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025

cracking

fucking. as in to "crack open" a guy or gal

"how do you know her?"
"oh, i cracked her."

"on god im cracking that twink"

by emubirb July 16, 2025

Cranking

Wanking viciously and crying so hard that your nob cheese melts

Hey have you heard from John lately, nah mate he's been on life support after a serial cranking episode

by Uncle tugnut July 23, 2025

Cracking

To have sexual intercourse with someone, typically with the person you're talking about on the bottom

"We ALL cracking that cute femboy right gang"

by Freakyrowan July 26, 2025

cracking

To "crack", one must take upon a sexual act, lawfully or unlawfully upon a knownst friend.

cracking
"name 5 kanye songs or crack your hb"
"just crack him already but be careful he sensitive 💔🥀"
or
"how my bro looks at me after he pays for my food so i return the favor and lowkey crack his tight buh"

by CRACKINGLOVER67 August 2, 2025

Cranking

Playing AS LOUD AND INTENSE AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE ON YOUR INSTRUMENT in marching band. If your lips aren't bleeding, you aren't cranking loud enough. Don't be loud and wrong, though. Loud and slaw doesn't count as cranking.

"Yooo, Jackson State's trumpets are CRANKINGGG danggg!", "Nahhh have you heard Southern's tubas?! Straight KRANKING."

by lylune September 4, 2025