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crank sucker

guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stop over my girlfriends house. She's a awesome crank sucker and I sure need my crank sucked. guy 1: Okay. Get ahold of me when your done.
by jimmybomm June 12, 2020
mugGet the crank suckermug.

Crank-junk

Another name for methamphetamine
Based off the older nickname "crank" combined with the fact that meth has a decent amount of MSM cut into it.. MSM is junk.. and meth is crank.. when u got em together you got crank-junk..

Crank-junk is commonly consumed in a "crank-junker" water pipe... the process called "junk-railing"
Hey man.. lemme buy some crank-junk
by KHAKIFA STIEBBS February 11, 2022
mugGet the Crank-junkmug.

hydrolyzed crank

Speed Cola contains hydrolyzed crank
by RoseRed669 January 18, 2023
mugGet the hydrolyzed crankmug.

cranking back

when you are leaning back in your chair.
by nobody else here May 28, 2017
mugGet the cranking backmug.

The Capuchin Crank

A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.
Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!
by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020
mugGet the The Capuchin Crankmug.

spite crank

When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.
David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.
by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019
mugGet the spite crankmug.

Crank start

a hand job with an added circular motion which is performed in plane of movement other than the standard tugging motion.
I was so tired this morning I had my girl give me a crank start.
by ThanksmasMiracle March 12, 2011
mugGet the Crank startmug.

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