Crab-Hound

Something that slowly eats away at your sanity and impairs your ability to live your life on a day to day basis. Those who have these encounters often experience immediate death, or a sudden release of bowel control (In most cases, both occur simultaneously).

"I may be drunk, but I'm going to pee all over that Crab-Hound if she passes out in my apartment..."

by BananaGeorge March 5, 2010

Crab panda

When someone licks in circles around your butthole then sticks their tongue inside while while stroking your cock or fingering your pussy.

She Crab Panda'd my asshole until I busted a huge nut!

by AC MCMR September 12, 2017

crab mcgrawl

A mix between a crab Rangoon and Tim McGrawl

After years of experience Austin was Finally able to achieve crab mcgrawl

by Slaalb May 10, 2016

Crab sauce

after going ham on your bitches clit if she is crusty she leaks out a sauce that is made of bits of crab and a mixture of Mayonaise And cum.

Damm this bitch got some nice crab sauce

by Dildo swagger November 25, 2018

crab rancher

Man or woman of ill repute who may have had pubic lice for a long time, to the point of them breeding. Can also be used for similar sexually transmitted diseases.

-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."

by Danny Fehlings November 13, 2007

Crab Step

The awkward diagonal forward step a man takes to unstick his scrotum from his inner thigh.

My sack was stuck to my thigh so I had to take a crab step.

by Dr.JT February 23, 2011

twisted crab

A sexual position involving two men sticking thumbs in each other's rear end.

Tom and Bob had their hands full with the twisted crab

by RubberDuckee October 4, 2017