Crystal Gale

1. An American country singer best known for her 1977 hit song, "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".

2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.

My wife prefers to stand, actually. I Crystal Gale'd her last night.

by Prestonblue September 5, 2013

Crystal crib

a meth lab

Damn dude, the cops busted up my crystal crib

by ninjaweiner April 15, 2012

Crystal Mom

A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.

My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.

by coffecrispaddict August 21, 2023

Ender crystal

Ender crystal is a minecraft most bigger explosion,very big than creeper or TNT.The Ender crystal can be found in The End demension.

Me:Hey look up,there are the last Ender Crystal.Lets destroy it!!!

Then we won that battle

by Tnt567 July 15, 2019

Crystal Balling

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.

P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021

booty crystals

When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.

Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.

by Girraffaelll69 June 16, 2015

crystal head

When smoking crystal meth and your partner/significant other or your side butch/dude is giving you head.... duhhh

That bitch was giving me crystal head

by Rozak May 24, 2018