Couch Con

The lobby area in an anime or video game convention where generally people tent and look at their merchandise.

Example Man A: Where is Example Man B?
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.

by Lindsey D May 26, 2007

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Couch Nutter

A guy who while attending a gangbang blows his load before he even gets his turn, usually on the couch while masturbating or getting fluffed.

We had two couch nutters at our last gangbang that we won't be inviting back.

by bullforcouples69 January 15, 2021

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Zack's Couch

Laying on the couch in a sideways position while your partner is sitting legs up in your junk.

Are you telling me he did the Zack's Couch?

by Womanizer81 June 20, 2010

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A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.

I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.

by beatboxbill September 12, 2021

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Couch dancing

1. Performing acts of desire while situated on a couch. Not limited to just sexual acts.
2. The act of dancing while in contact with couch or other lampe out furniture.

3. To pre-locate oneself on a couch before and during a house party or family gathering.

Big Jay just wants couch dance tonight and watch the game.

It was great seeing Jeremy couch dancing at CJ's birthday party. It's great to see he is recovering well from his injury.

Did you see Jeremy couch dancing with the beautiful German mild allnight.

by Dr. Von Dickenberger November 12, 2018

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