Cosmold

Food from Costco that has developed mold because of the impossibility of consuming such large portions.

UUgghh! This giant container of parmesan cheese has COSMOLD!

by Jake T Colorado October 3, 2018

cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions

Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.

by Chrispitters August 6, 2018

CosmicKidd

(I)CosmicKidd is out of this fuckin world,nice, intelligent and beautiful are understatements describing her. She so out of this world she doesn't have any nipples. She's also one of the chillest ppl on ifunny for sure.

(II)A cosmic kid is also a kid that destiny betrayed tieing their fate to a rock, making them born on earth instead of out in space exploring the cosmos.

"CosmicKidd doesn't have any nipples!"
"I'm a cosmic kidd I want to travel the stars"

by Ya_man_samo August 31, 2018

Cosmocranium

A man who's also a cosmic pig

Don't talk to him, he's a cosmocranium

by NonDivorcee December 5, 2018

Cosmic Clench

When you are the last one alive and you clench your cheeks so hard you squish the cosmos

Last night I was in a 1v6 I pulled a cosmic clench

by Luckylotad March 11, 2019

cosmic tuba

when a tuba is launched into outer space

"hey look! its a COSMIC TUBA!"

by nickgurr507 April 26, 2019

Cosmoplegic

The state you are in when absolutely off your nut on whatever it may be. You sit on the couch, stare into space or a void and are unable to move your limbs until you recover to a normal state.

Look at Humphrey, he's cosmoplegic after roaring through those billies

by Offshoreandbarrelling July 23, 2019