Definitions by Offshoreandbarrelling

Cosmoplegic 

The state you are in when absolutely off your nut on whatever it may be. You sit on the couch, stare into space or a void and are unable to move your limbs until you recover to a normal state.

Look at Humphrey, he's cosmoplegic after roaring through those billies

Cosmoplegic by Offshoreandbarrelling July 23, 2019