colonel sanders

deranged murderer of chickens

"Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est"- The Talking Heads on Colonel Sanders

by guitarist1 November 15, 2006

Cornelius

A very handsome gentleman who is very kind and loving but has abnormally large balls but is still a great guy, but... he has a severe ear fetish. Don't get near him when he's horny, you'll most likely lose hearing in one ear, but he is very cute and is a very generous lover. But Cornelius is also most likely to turn out as some sort of porn addict or pedophile, or if the case of Corneliusitus is serious enough, maybe even a rapist. Corneliusis not a very good guy after all, now that I think about it. He is a menace to society, and needs to be locked away forever. But Cornelius is still a very kind, nice, and loving man, but needs to be hung publicly without trial.

Girl 1: "So how did your date go Amanda?"
Girl 2: "Not so great, I found out he is a Cornelius"
Girl 1: "Wtf is a Cornelius?"

by Carmelo Osperelo January 29, 2015

Colonel

A sex act whereby after fornicating with a chicken/rooster the fornicator then recieves felatio from the person who held said chicken/rooster (in order to prevent healspur to scrotum contact).

Man that crazy German couple totally did the "Colonel" while I watched!

by Matt and Russ April 21, 2008

cornelio

An uncool guy that thinks he's hot and cool but he's only a cookie.

"Dude, you're like totally ignoring that little kid that's talkin' to you, dude."
"Who cares, dude. It's only Cornelio"

"Who's that little kid that keeps dancin' like a crab?"
"Dude, it's like cornelio, dude."

by Ana April 9, 2003

Cornelius

Cornelius can be verry emotional so if u see a Cornelius go hug him. Some of them is trans, so ask what they’re pronounce is not if they’re boy or girl...

Cashier- hey girl, what do u want?
Me-stfu I’ma boy, mah name is Cornelius

by Tiril May 29, 2020

Cornelled

To provide a family member or other relation with a restricted facebook profile for some corny or illicit reason, such as hiding drug use or other illegal activity, or to avoid being mocked for dating ugly women.

I was checking Facebook and it turns out he cornelled me.

by FusionMonkey December 20, 2010

Colonel Mustard

when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.

Dude, i could have killed my girl she gave me a freakin Colonel Mustard!!

by Brant38 March 13, 2008