COVID-19

A virus equal to the common cold with one distinction: people are actually afraid of it for some reason.

Whoever started COVID-19 should be fucking raped to death with a stop sign! :)

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Copium

A metaphorical substance someone "consumes" after an unfavorable outcome takes place to help them "cope" with that outcome. Usually, it will involve conjuring up some silver lining that in practice does very little or nothing to mitigate that outcome.

Citizen 1: Holy crap we just elected a fascist psychopath into office, we're done for!
Citizen 2: Well...he did at least mention that he supports recycling right? (Inhales tons of copium)

by willpix January 10, 2022

Covid 19

apparently the virus which has been affecting the watch for the past year. Although, we all know that it is FAKE!!!! the government made it up as a punishment for me when i divorced my wife, Sharon.
I need to get the word out. i need to tell the truth...

Charlie: Covid 19 is a dick
Tom: BRUH!!! How dumb are you?!?! Covid 19 isn’t real! Get with the times!!!

by Mike_Oxlong101 November 12, 2020

covid

why are you looking at this you know what it is it lasted for like 3 fucking years

my mask broke teacher

I have covid

Good

by masonthemissile November 11, 2022

COVID-45

Also known as COVID-19, Trump dropped the ball. The stock market crashed. City's and schools shut down for weeks. Unemployment went up to 3 Million.

Trump blames China and past administration's.

It happened own your watch 45 so own this shit!

Bro, the media call it COVID-19 because it surfaced in 2019. Fuck that it's COVID-45 because Trump is the 45th president.

by Polymath72 March 27, 2020

Covid-20

The 20 lb weight gain from eating all day during the Covid-19 stay at home order.

Have you seen Sally? She really put on the Covid-20!!

by Pumpkin 1780 May 15, 2020

Covid-👽

When conspiracists or Trumpists-turned-QAnonists attributed the origin of the coronavirus not to a lab in Wuhan but to the extraterrestrials that apparently wanted to harm the earthlings, or to prove to them that they are inferior to other galactic beings.

President Trump, who blamed China for infecting the US with Covid-19, refused to expose the conspiracy promoted by some of his supporters for linking Covid-👽 to the high number of infection cases and deaths plaguing the country.

by MathPlus September 26, 2020