fin coopering

claiming you're not racist, but related to Dez and a hardcore brexit man.
personally owning a boat and fully covered by the welfare system:) personal deports anyone who he doesnt deem as "an edl warrior"

Fin coopering - Having a humble mindset but brainwashed by the almighty Derren.

Fin mate, are you a racist??

No mate not at all, i just dont like Romanians

by OliBurnsfanclub December 13, 2019

Matty Cooper

A Matter Cooper is a girl(or guy) with expert skills in oral sex.

Wow, that girl is such a Matty Cooper, she gave me the gluck gluck 9000

by CustardSoil September 21, 2022

Cooper moment

A moment in which someone says or does something dumb/stupid

hahaha that’s such a cooper moment 🤣🤣😂😂😇😇😇😇

by Urmomismyfavvv March 2, 2022

Cooper's Cobwebs

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.

"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."

by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011

Anderson Cooper

v. process of pulling out a Nokia flip phone to record an event because you want to be stealthy and then getting attacked by a gang of people. Most of the time these people will be Egyptian.

I did an Anderson Cooper the other day at a concert and I ended up in the hospital crying.

by Brolasaraptor April 3, 2011

Brett Cooper

The only hope for gen z

Person 1: Brett Cooper is the only hope for gen z
Person 2: Fr

by h_moment_1205 July 29, 2023

Cooper Bomb

v. and n. -When you hook-up with a girl , but never speak to her again, ever provide closure in the "relationship", and avoid her at all costs.

Dude, that guy is a dick, he cooper bombed that girl and she was crying like crazy the next day.

My friend can't get any girls anymore because he cooper bombed the last one he dated and now he has a bad reputation as a douch.

Ryan Cooper cooper bombs all the girls because he is a pimp.

by krazemon February 9, 2009