remote control remote controller 

A universal uninvented remote control device which would enable the user to overpower another users remote control on any given electronic device, when you don't like what actions the remote control holder is doing with their remote control.
I would invent it if i were Chinese and reading this.

1. I didn't want to watch that program he was watching on pay tv so i used my Remote Control Remote Controller.
2. I was sick of watching him do circles with his remote control helicopter so i overpowered him with my remote control remote controller and made some kickass swoops and dives.

remote control remote controller by munyuck January 23, 2009

crackhead control 

A jiu-jitsu position in which a fighter on his back wraps both legs around the back of his opponent's head, holding them in place using one of his arms. This allows him to control his opponent's head and shoulder and stifle their attacks.

When I typed crackhead control into google images all i got was pictures of Amy Winehouse

crackhead control by electricify December 19, 2011

Wrist Control 

You always gotta have it

"You see you need wrist control to keep the mugger form mugging you. Then once you have wrist control you pull out your gun!"

Wrist Control by Mr.Wrist control January 2, 2012

Taking control 

When you bang a (smaller) person from behind and can lift him/her from the ground thus controlling the direction of movement during fornication.

"I fucked Rachel hard yesterday, totally was taking control of her! We started in the bedroom and ended in the kitchen!"
"Dude, she weighs like 400 pounds..."
"You don't believe me?"

Taking control by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

Selfie Control 

When you take an amazing selfie but decided wait a few days to post it on social media because you've already posted too many pictures, status updates, selfies, etc. recently.

"Omg I love this selfie of me! I look so good! I think I'm going to post it on Instagram."

"Dude have some selfie control. You've put up 2 statuses, 1 selfie, and 3 group photos in 4 days. You gotta chillax or people are going to think you have no life."

Selfie Control by Ramnation1 November 10, 2014

Quality Control 

A system on UrbanDictionary that allows whiney people to erase definitions that they find *extremely* offensive.

I hate your guts, quality control!

Quality Control by Ainolketta January 28, 2007

Colbert Control 

When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.

Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.

Colbert Control by misszombie June 1, 2011