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congestive butt failure

Johnson returned in 1996 and remained co-host until his death of complications from congestive butt failure and diabetes on March 2, 1999. He farted too much.
by VarietyPerson May 6, 2011
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ContentKeeper

A extension added by districts who don't want to allow students to access inappropriate or time-wasting websites.
ContentKeeper Expectations:
Kid: "I wanna play some roblox and watch adult content!"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: Oh no! "Just because of this message, I will never play a game again on this computer!"
ContentKeeper Reality:
Kid: "Ima play some roblox for 4 hours then get off"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: "Fuck you, school! Time to use one of my 900 vpns!"
by chikn ALT November 16, 2020
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Congestant

The act of cumming up your partners nose. Compliments the "Anti-Murine."
Al pulled out and, at his wife Lola's request, busted a large nut up her nose; the congestant took enhanced her cold stuffiness symptoms pronto.
by Luigi Vacoti December 9, 2007
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Content

not wanting more or anything else
I am content with what I have.
by Lady Amalthea May 31, 2009
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bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.
John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch
by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006
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Winter of dick's content

1. (n.) A period during which sexual intercourse is freely available; sometimes used with a male personal pronoun i.e. 'winter of my/his dick's content'.

Derives from the so-called 'winter of discontent' in 1978/9 when then Prime Minister of England, James Callaghan, was perceived as having let trade union negotiations break down.
'I've just met this new girl. Total nymph: wants to do it in the Folk Music section at HMV. Now is definitely the winter of my dick's content'.

'God, I just got back from hers. Is there any ice in the freezer? It may be the winter of my dick's content but I'm as sore as a sailor in a nunnery'.
by J-Dubya December 1, 2003
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Barefoot Contessa

1. Ina Garten, host of FN's Barefoot Contessa.

2. Term used to describe someone who, once caught in such a reprehensible act as denying for two years to meet a terminally ill child, will try to resolve the situation by displacing blame one whoever else can take it (such as assistants) and claiming to be unaware of anything.

3. One who garners such an obsessive and delusional fan base, that once their divinity's name is uttered they pop out to lash out vehemently against any who seem not praise this TV personality.
The terminally ill child is now looking forward to completing a wish to swim with the dolphins, and has moved on.

Barefoot Contessa: Is there a more arrogant nickname to choose for yourself?
by Letsnotdothis April 24, 2011
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