Pie Eating Contest

A lesbian orgy

My girlfriend went to a pie eating contest at the fair, and doesn't like hot dogs any more.

by cloudedview August 1, 2008

Barefoot Contessa

1. An epicure extraordinare demonstrating tasteful fancy fare in a FAMILY RAINBOW sort of way East Hampton style.

Ina Garten weekdays on FoodNetwork as The Barefoot Contessa.

by JayVaBeach August 11, 2007

Adult Contemporary

The kind of time you have when you choose a 'mature' night out vs. partying down.

"Dude, what'd you do last night?"

"Went to the movies, then a bookstore, had coffee after. It was very Adult Contemporary."

by jcananda August 3, 2009

coneheading

Coneheading is a sexual act that involves a male (or female) strapping a strap-on dildo around their head and using it to penetrate their male (or female) partner.

"man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up last night, but she had a strap on so we were coneheading for hours!"

by matrix_sage November 24, 2015

Pig Contest

Almost identical to hoggin, a pig contest involves two or more contestents that try to pick up the fattest and/or ugliest girl in a bar.

We didn't see any hotties in the bar, so me and my buddies decided to have a pig contest last night. I won because I banged your Mom!

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

kids content

its so scary it makes momo look like an off-brand action toy

What are you watching mate?

Person 2: kids content
Person 1: go to hell

by fortnite go brr brr September 27, 2020

Shock Content

Any type of image, video, gif or content made or shared to disturb, disgust and traumatize the viewer. Majority of them being stuff considered bizarre, horrid and painfully wrong in the real world.

-Watch this livestream clip --> (link)
(The Shock Content was the Ronnie McNutt suicide)
-wtf why did his head split up like that
-idk are you a snowflake

by BalOrbOvrBob July 11, 2021