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anal constriction

The act of rose budding your asshole then taking the smallest rubber band you have and wrapping it around your rose budded anus until you come to anal climax. Legend says it’s the most intense orgasm a human body can experience.
Bro, she did this anal constriction shit on me and had the most mind blowing gasm.
by D1eB1tch November 14, 2022
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Info Constipation

The inability to write or create outside of a given framework.
"I had all these ideas but couldn't put it on paper"

"It sounds like you have Info Constipation my friend"
by Sir. KĀG January 24, 2024
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news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore
Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.
by mphahaha February 1, 2024
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majima construction

The best construction company ever, and the man who created it? The best one eyed man in the world, maybe even the best man in the world, actually not just maybe, the best man in the world, his name is goro majima, he uses breaker style, slugger style, thug style, and the mad dog of Shimano style to fight thugs in the street
I got hired by majima construction last week, it's fucking awesome
by Imbored9876 March 11, 2024
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Narrative construction

This (Jordan Peterson's most recent video with the military strategist) is the most blatant example of propagandists narrative construction I have ever seen.
Hym "And the purpose of narrative construction is to convince the audience to believe your delusion. So, let's take a look at the axioms of the narrative Jordan Peterson is trying to construct..."

Dr. JeepJorp "Hamas is using a human sacrifice strategy and making us violate the international rules of war."

Hym "No. It looks like Hamas' strategy was to take hostages and negotiate for rights and prisoners and it looks like the jews have been caught on several occasions lying about Oct 7, their goals, and their methods. They're not making you do anything. People either have to follow the international rules of war or the don't. Unless the rules are unjust in some way there's no reason for the Jews to be given an exemption."

Dr. JeepJorp "The Jews are a successful minority and are therfore a proxy for all successful people."

Hym "No, no one conceptualize the Jews as 'The quintessential successful minority' except for Zionist and their shills (Which is clearly Jordan Peterson). They invented their own morality, are the sole arbiters of when exceptions are allowed, and it's predicated on the blatant lie that they spoke to the creator of the universe. And NOW... They are actively running a propaganda campaign to ACTUALLY take credit for all of the 'good' things in society as though they aren't a delusion, genocidal, incest, slavery cult."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
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jamesian construction

the maladaptive daydreams of an insecure boy, personified by anyone with the name james. this type of person invents stories to make himself seem more interesting to those who surround him, but these know they are fake. the stories fail spectacularly
“james said he was getting it on with another girl. is it true?”
“nah that’s just another jamesian construction
by theogshakespeare October 26, 2024
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Pucker Contraction

When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.
Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.
by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025
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