Confukled

Another way of saying confused, that Hayley came up with

I am so confukled

by Confukled April 28, 2011

confucked

confused as fuck

i'm so confucked of what just happened. confucked

by Mister Payne May 10, 2011

confucked

As per Marlayna "Kitten" Alfonso confucked is a combination of the words "confused" and "fucked" so when you're confucked you're so confused by a situation that you're fucked.

Got damnit I'm lost in Hialeah I'm confucked.

by GWPtheTrilogy June 29, 2014

confucked

As per Marlayna "Kitten" Alfonso confucked is a combination of the words "confused" and "fucked" so when you're confucked you're so confused by a situation that you're fucked.

Got damnit I'm lost in Hialeah I'm confucked.

by GWPtheTrilogy June 29, 2014

confuselaged

deeply confused, quantified to the size of "the main body of an aircraft."

Midge: "An ideal point source distributes light equally in all directions."

Bob: "Then what's an non-ideal point source? Im so confuselaged"

by Mintylikesdictionaries March 31, 2015

confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.

He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.

by magentaorange June 21, 2016

Conflusseld

Confused and Lost at the same time.

I was so conflusseld when Casey slapped my cakes.

by Jacktupac March 30, 2016