condom pooper

Someone who receives anal sex and forgets about the condom inside them. They poop out the condom the next day and become a "condom pooper"

Tim fucked Jason so hard last night the condom came off. This morning Jason was feeling a bit weird, went poop and out came the condom. He's such a condom pooper.

condom pooper by BoyDynamite March 25, 2007

Condom Chaos 

When a bunch of gay guys fill up condoms with cum and take turns throwing them at eachother, hoping that one pops on another's face.

Last night, the people in the room above mine had an all night condom chaos party.

Condom Chaos by U Lick Mangina July 6, 2005

condom slip 

when a child who is a accident is created when the semen slips out of the condom or the condom goes up and the semen slips into the vagina.

i never new evyn was a condom slip.

condom slip by evyn hajas December 23, 2005

Condom Queef 

When a man is wearing/using a condom during sexual intercourse, and then proceeds to thrust into his partner deep and hard, then when proceeding to change positions and removes his penis from the vagina, the woman then lets out a queef due to all the air that has been forced inside her caused by deep thrusting while wearing the air tight condom.

My man and I were fuckin like mad, and for once we decided to use a condom. He just kept poundin it deep and hard, we decided to change positions - he likes it from the back, but i like it on top. Shortly after changing positions this motherfucker cased me to have a Condom Queef !! I was so fuckin embarassed !

Condom Queef by ::samantha:: October 15, 2009

Condom Crinkle 

The sound a wrapped condom makes in your pocket when you move. The "crinkle" sound can sometimes be embarrassing, since you might think people around you know you are "carrying".

Dude, I was leaving the house to go meet my girl, and I almost got busted by my mom, I had condom crinkle.

Condom Crinkle by MadMikey May 16, 2013

condom shop 

the act of going to any retail location that sells condoms and shop around to see which ones you would like to purchase

i went to Walgreens the other day to condom shop so i would have protection for my amazing weekend with my girlfriend.

condom shop by carltonsteel August 5, 2010

condom minion 

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.

Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!

condom minion by Halevi January 8, 2019