Congroved

to get absolutley hammered, and not remember what you did in the morning, but find out through your freinds mocking you.

I got totally congroved last night.

by shirley T. September 1, 2011

Control Cunt

For use in situations when "control freak" just doesn't seem strong enough.

What did the text from Vivian say?
She texted me 5 times about when we're supposed to meet.
She is such a control cunt!

by darcblu84 September 1, 2012

Controllerfuck

When you use the tip of the xbox controller to fuck yourself. Also can be done by a N64 controller. Used by gamer girls.

Ex. 1: Dude, did you see my GF controllerfucking with my xbox controller?
Ex. 2: Controllerfucking myself makes me wanna get more kills.
Ex. 3: Great, now I have to get more controllers because my wife keeps controllerfucking!

by Creepy_Guy_From_Wallmart September 6, 2016

Coneron

1. The part of a marijuana (weed, pot, ganja, etc.) pipe in which the marijuana is placed (packed) to be smoked. it may have a little hole (carb) on the side of it, which you cover while you are inhaling the marijuana smoke while holding the whole pipe and smoking.
2. The process of smoking one bowl packed with weed

1. "Can you pass the coneron?"
2. "BL just smoked a huge coneron in one go"

by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016

Controlgasm

The act of when a man ejaculates in such a way that he controls the flight of his ejaculate.

I was masturbating at home and didn't want to clean up so I had a controlgasm.

by Your drunk uncle at the BBQ July 2, 2017

control monger

An incompetent employee, unable to either be productive or manage others who are, and instead manipulates to ensure communications flow thru them, and they have authority to make decisions for which they are unqualified.

"Ignore Brian, he's the resident control monger".

by Muzzrelli February 7, 2018

Controller Condom

An elastic non slip grip for controllers for gaming systems.

My hands are sweating, I need my controller condom.

by AngiesAwesome September 17, 2018