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Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.
Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete
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a complete and utter destruction of the senses

a song made by a one member band known as heaven pierce her, whos one member is known as hakita. it appears in hit game ultrakill in the level 1-2.
"hey do you listen to a complete and utter destruction of the senses"
"yes, i like a complete and utter destruction of the senses. it's a great song"
by boykisser99 June 30, 2023
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Feature Complete

Used to reference a video game title that launches in a complete state without story content locked behind a pre-order or higher price tier.
Baldurs gate 3 launched as a feature complete game that tilted all the "do less for more money" game developers.
by WoolyWhiteRhino August 25, 2023
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The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!
"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024
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A complete fucking dumbass

Joe Biden, the illegitimatepresident” of our once proud country that was installed like a toilet, rather than elected.
Hal Steinbrenner is a complete fucking dumbass for keep giving new contracts to the overrated Brian Cashman, who is also a complete fucking dumbass.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 20, 2023
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a complete and total pussy

A person that is 21 and a KA and his name may be Cole
“Cole is such a complete and total pussy
by Jjoe015 January 6, 2024
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NP-Complete - Tibbe Goemaere

An arrogant, tough guy who always boasts and thinks he does nothing wrong. Especially when he plays Overwatch.
I know, Thats why I am NP-Complete - Tibbe Goemaere
by TruthSpeaker42069 October 28, 2024
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