food coma

When all your blood goes to your abdomen for a food digestion party, it deprives your brain of oxygen, causing a comatose state known as food coma.

May cause you to take a fat nap.

see also itis

I just ate six burgers, and I'm going into food coma.
Six trips to the buffet, time for a fat nap.
I can't believe i ate that whole plate of ribs, man that itis gonna get me.

by uzi mike May 18, 2006

turkey coma

that lazy and sick feeling after eating a big turkey dinner generally after thanksgiving or christmas

"Hey! wanna go shopping a at the after thanksgivings day sales??"

"naw i dont think ill be out of my turkey coma"

by Burtny December 25, 2007

The Comatorium

A complete shithole of a forum, originally intended for fans of The Mars Volta but now overrun by rich white kids from the American suburbs. Notably one of the only forums that has a constant civil war going on (Main forum fanboys against Drunkship imbeciles). Many blame this on the fact that all the aforementioned rich kids think they are either black (because they call their albino friends "homies" and enjoy fried chicken) or highly evolved progressive experimental musicians (because they can fart into a delay pedal).

Browsing the Comatorium is more painful than a 12-hour rim ripper.

by Theory Plz Confirm August 22, 2008

coffay

Something you drink whilst staring at the wall.

"so I drank some coffay, and stared at the wall"

by Velior July 17, 2004

mini coma

1. A relatively short coma.
2. An extremely long nap, greater than an hour, generally occurring in the middle of the day. (after work, after school, mid-afternoon)

Guy 1-"Yeah... i came home from school and i fell into a mini-coma"
Guy 2-"Mini coma? Dont you mean nap?"
Guy 1-"Naps aren't supposed to be 4 hours long."
Guy 2-"oh i guess you're right"

by Haneef January 5, 2008

sex coma

When guys fall asleep immediately after sex. (similar to a food coma: feeling sleep after a meal.)

After we finished I got hit by a sex coma and fell right asleep.

by scream803463 October 21, 2010

The Comatorium

A badass web forum specifically for fans of the band The Mars Volta. Has many sections, including one for At the Drive-in, which was 3 members of The Mars Volta's previous band.

"Where did you get that badass picture of The Mars Volta?"
"The Comatorium, duh!"

by Ka October 17, 2005