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To Do a Cummings

The act of breaking instructions, rules or laws by the very person or persons who developed or introduced said instructions, rules or laws.

Believed to be derived from a number of parliamentarians and other close associates who did not strictly follow various rules imposed on the population of the UK during the Covid-19 crisis of 2020.
Despite telling his children to behave whilst they attended a friends BBQ, Simon was seen to do a Cummings by getting blind drunk and throwing up all over the Greek Salad.

After telling the family that they must all be saving for the family holiday, Wendy promptly did a Cummings when she went and bought herself an expensive new handbag.
by AlexY1969 May 29, 2020
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Who is cumming?

A sentence to ask someone who is cumming in a group of people
Man 1:Hey who is cumming?
Man 2: Its me im cumming now
Man 3: hey stop cumming in my popcorn dude
by BBC Maesteo September 30, 2023
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columboing

doing research or checking up on your boyfriend on facebook to determine if he's an attention whore.
She's tired of all the columboing it takes to keep up with him.
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cumming

when a girl has their period they are cumming.
"Are any of you cumming?"
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chumming

When a fat nasty person eats food and gets shit all over their face, but they don't notice it and they just keep eating their food while you can't help but stare and vomit.
While Rachel was eating her sub a little mayonnaise dribbled down her face, but she didn't notice. Sean could only sit and stare in disgust and complete nausea as she kept chumming on her sub.
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The End is Cumming

An uncommon problem that guys and gals acquire in which they cum way too easily whether while masturbating, having sex, or what not. After they easily cum, they just can't continue afterwards. "The end is cumming" can be equivalent to saying, "The end of insert activity is when I cum."
"I told my girlfriend that the end is cumming... but she didn't believe me. Let's just say, sex only lasted 15 minutes."
"I let my significant other know that the end is cumming so we could have a long session."
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Dirty Columbine

Having anal sex with teacher by shoving the text book of the class he/she teaches. Then eating his/her apple displayed while dripping the juices on his her chest.
Oh man, i think Ms.Parker failed me on purpose so i gave her a Dirty Columbine
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