Cobbed

Term (coined by M.Gervasi) to denote someone or something that is in a bad situation.

"You're really cobbed now" "That PS4 you dropped is totally cobbed"

by OG Cranie December 30, 2019

Off the cob

Similar to off the chain, off the hook, but can also be used as off the cuff or out of left field.

This party is wack, it’s really off the cob.

OR

Damn girl that outfit is off the cob, you look incredible.

by cobgirl123 October 1, 2022

Cobbed Cream Corn

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.

Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.

by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018

COB Sally

n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!

Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"

by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020

off cob

When one is to go so crazy in any particular activity that there kernels are to fall out.

"That was fucking off cob dude"

by Westy Jesus March 24, 2017

Web of Cob

any replicated variety of a spider’s Cob Web

During the Hallo’s of Ween, I decorate my house with a multitude of Web of Cob.

by Horizonogre November 8, 2019

Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 13, 2018