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Cobbed

Term (coined by M.Gervasi) to denote someone or something that is in a bad situation.
"You're really cobbed now" "That PS4 you dropped is totally cobbed"
by OG Cranie December 30, 2019
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Kiss on the cob

Oi, mate, that banging bird gave me a wee kiss on the cob, innit, jacob
by Bob da sucka April 25, 2019
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Cob

Oi cob
by Shhdh May 12, 2019
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Cob Job

A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.
Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff
by eiirev August 19, 2019
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Jac on the cob

This is someone who’s very very important to the people around them. Although they may not see it themself they are a good looking, amazing, caring, funny person who deserves the world. They’re the kind of person to help you even if they’re not doing great themself. You’re a lucky person if you get a Jac on a cob as a best mate. You should look after them and make them happy. Show them that they’re loved and cared for as sometimes they fail to see that for themself. Remind them not to let others bring them down because people who don’t treat them with respect aren’t worth changing themself over. Although usually they’re one of the best people to Go to for help or to cheer you up, sometimes they need cheering up too. Don’t become dependent on them as they might need help too. It’s ok to be sad, reassure them that you’re here for them. Overall jac on the cobs are honestly one of the best kind of people. You need to help them realise that. They’re never ugly. They’re never selfish. They’re never useless. They’re never unworthy of being loved and cared about. they’re amazing people.
by BethAnIceCube May 22, 2018
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Corn on my cob

When you get done with anal and your have bits of “corn on your cob”
He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”
by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018
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Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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