Cobs

Asking for a piece of food and they can’t say no unless they say no cobs when they get it
*yo dawg pulls out some chips** “aye I got cobs on that” now they gotta share
by Bernizzle(ia) October 22, 2018
mugGet the Cobsmug.

corn on the cob

Steve has corn on the cob. Greg just ate corn on the cob. ie ass to mouth.
by fartbubbles 13 August 17, 2021
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Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.
by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024
mugGet the Half ham cobmug.

virgin corn on the cob

You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.
"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."
by BlueGemini January 22, 2024
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Jac on the cob

This is someone who’s very very important to the people around them. Although they may not see it themself they are a good looking, amazing, caring, funny person who deserves the world. They’re the kind of person to help you even if they’re not doing great themself. You’re a lucky person if you get a Jac on a cob as a best mate. You should look after them and make them happy. Show them that they’re loved and cared for as sometimes they fail to see that for themself. Remind them not to let others bring them down because people who don’t treat them with respect aren’t worth changing themself over. Although usually they’re one of the best people to Go to for help or to cheer you up, sometimes they need cheering up too. Don’t become dependent on them as they might need help too. It’s ok to be sad, reassure them that you’re here for them. Overall jac on the cobs are honestly one of the best kind of people. You need to help them realise that. They’re never ugly. They’re never selfish. They’re never useless. They’re never unworthy of being loved and cared about. they’re amazing people.
by BethAnIceCube May 22, 2018
mugGet the Jac on the cobmug.

COB

Escort don’t like you to CIM, they prefer you to COF or COB…
by Woltan December 29, 2023
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Corn Cob Dike

Lesbian from the mid-west
Look at that Corn cob dike she is totally fucking that bitch with a stalk of corn
by B-Rad89 July 17, 2011
mugGet the Corn Cob Dikemug.

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