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Corn on the cob

The action of having your girl give you dome after you did anal and got corn on your dick from her Chipotle burrito or bowl earlier in the day. In order to achieve corn on the cob, anal must take place exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes after the consumption of a Chipotle bowl or burrito.
We did it so dirty last night, I did corn on the cob to finish him
by anonymous December 2, 2021
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dick cob

When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.
She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob
by Derpflapper July 17, 2017
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Cob On The Corn

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.
Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.
by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017
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California Corn Cob

When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.
“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”
by Augustguy10 February 18, 2021
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Off the cob

Similar to off the chain, off the hook, but can also be used as off the cuff or out of left field.
This party is wack, it’s really off the cob.

OR

Damn girl that outfit is off the cob, you look incredible.
by cobgirl123 October 1, 2022
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COB Sally

n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!
Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"
by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020
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Cobbed Cream Corn

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.
by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018
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