cock o'clock

when you get off work and your woman is waiting at home for you to hit it.

Bikel heard the five o'clock whistle and he knew he had some sweet, sweet lovin waiting at home for him. It was his cock o'clock.

by BabyClisinCanton February 19, 2010

rape o'clock

Given the heightened possibility of being raped late at night, rape o'clock usually refers to 3am specifically, but may also refer to anytime during the day when one would be more vulnerable to a rapist

I know the club close at rape o'clock. What's the chances of your rollin' with me?

Cuidado! It's almost rape o'clock!

by Thomas Pain June 11, 2008

Five O'Clock Shadow

Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.

John looks like a mess, but it is mostly because of his five o'clock shadow.

by TangClock April 16, 2009

leg o'clock

6:37 AM. The time your alarm goes off again when you hit the snooze at 6:30.

Upside-down, 6:37 becomes LE:g

1: What's time?
2: Leg o'clock.
1: That exists?
2: It's 6:37 AM.
1: There's a 6:37 in the morning?

by Blue Jack June 2, 2008

Beer O'clock

anytime you need a beer.

It's beer o'clock.

by Swoop June 10, 2004

tennessee alarm clock

girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.

i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.

by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009

Clock Spider

The Clock Spider was a series of pictures being passed around certain forums. The first picture showed a normal wall clock, with some things poking out the side. In the next pictures, the photographer took the clock off the wall, and it was shown that the things were the tips of the spider's legs, and the spider was about the size of the clock, which must have covered up its entire body.

It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.

by Sendion August 20, 2003