My shit is clean

Phrase used to assure people everything is all right.

John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.

Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.

by Beanstalker November 26, 2010

cleaginning

The proposed clearing of streets on a university campus which, like the announced snow day, proved to be a lie

The Colorado School of Mines facilities team will still cleaginning around 4:30 AM.

by CSM False Snow Day December 4, 2013

clexa

Clexa is the relationship between Clarke and Lexa on The100 otp

Person 1: hey did you see the 100 last night.
Person 2: I can't believe they did that to lexa.
Person 2: and right after the amazing clexa scene too.

by Miss_MegMasters August 10, 2016

Cleveland Dry Dock

A Cleveland Dry Dock is accomplished by entering someone else's bathroom, bending down and turning the water supply to the toilet off, flushing to drain the remaining water in the tank, then proceding to leave a huge Steamer in the bowl. Always use the Carpenters Cut or drop a Hydraulic Shit so the need for toilet paper is eliminated thus displaying your work of art without toilet paper covering it so the owner of the shitter will have to come face to face with your masterpiece to turn the water supply back on.

Dude, I stopped at my Ex Wife's house to drop the kids off and left her a Cleveland Dry Dock in her half bath.

by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009

Cleethorpes

Amazing seaside resort in North East Lincolnshire, England. Yorkies fuckin love the place and think it's heaven.

I had one tart sat on me face and another bouncing on me dick, I felt like I was in Cleethorpes!!!

by bazevans September 20, 2011

cleopatra facial

Cleopatra facial - a sex act whereby a participant will find themself (Cleopatra) being ejaculated on by a large group while wearing gold. The group is so large to the point that Cleopatra has to cover her eyes to avoid semen entering their eyes.

"I heard that at Chad's party, Jessica got Cleopatra facial-ed by the whole football team"

by MuffDiver420 February 7, 2018

banjo cleaner

a girl with a gap inbetween her front teeth who can clean the banjo string. ie: banjo cleaner.
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the girl was a banjo cleaner, when she went down there it was all shiney when she finished.
picture it yourself.
be aware it's not very gentlemanly to point this out to a lady.

by Richard head mk2 July 26, 2007