Instagram chump

When you are an active Instagram follower and like everyone’s picture, but the favor is never returned and you end up with little likes and many ghost followers

I feel like such an Instagram chump when I am consistently liking all of my followers pictures but they never like any of my pictures!

by Domi500 March 12, 2018

Chump jump

When someone jumps from one fuck boy to another fuck boy

"Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"

by emmileejoe September 18, 2017

Chump-Jump

When you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn't brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. So they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.

CHUMP-JUMP

There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.

by SquareUp March 07, 2017

Right seat chump

A pilot with 0 PIC time (pilot in command) who got hired at the top through daddies connections.

Hey did you hear about John? He scored a gig at the majors !

Yeah he is a right seat chump though.

Oh what a shame ...

by Skygods January 23, 2022

Travel Chump

When you're travelling on a bus and your penis becomes erect.

"Oi bro that kid's got a travel chump."

by madman89990 March 28, 2015

See ya chump

See you around man

Eddie Brock: Whoa. Buddy, love the new outfit. This is exactly what I need to scoop Parker. Gimme - Give me some of that web action.Bully

Spiderman: See ya chump

Eddie Brock: WHAT THE HELL!

by isa6elita August 25, 2022

Tipperary Chump

A Chump from Tipperary who despite the glaringly obvious still persists in the false belief that they are the best at Fight Night Round 4.

Enda is a Tipperary Chump

by Better than Enda March 01, 2013