choke roll

When something is so dry or overdone that you can barely get it down without almost choking.

"Dude! Moms chicken is so dry! A total choke roll".

by Pootsiebear February 6, 2015

eye choked

1. When your eyes seize up from emotion but you don't start crying.

2. When enjoying a sport in the water or snow, your eyes seize up from contact with physical elements.

That movie was dope, But when the dog died i got a little eye choked.

Hella pow day, it's dumping out here! Too bad my goggles snapped and I'm getting all eye choked.

by FIOHtj December 23, 2009

choke hole

The hole in the side of a marijuana pipe's bowl. More commonly known as the carb hole. After smoke has built up in the piece a smoker removes her thumb from the choke to take the hit.

1. You've got a good hit built up in the chamber, take your thumb off the choke!

2. When I want to res-rip a piece, I suck the flame through the choke hole, and use the bowl as the choke.

by Fade-Ra March 23, 2016

Beast Choke

Similar to auto erotic asphyxiation, Beast Choke occurs when you have a heavy weight animal sit on your chest to restrict breathing for sexual pleasure.

My Labradoodle knew i was having a bad day today. She came and sat on my chest and Beast Choked me. I slept really well after that.

by DanBootAss August 24, 2011

Choke on a nickel

Something you say to someone who makes you want to pull out your hair. The person who is so stupid they inspired instructions on shampoo bottles.

Person 1: Have you seen Shelby?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: She rejected me. She's such a whore
Person 2: Dude, Choke on a nickel.

by Chokeonanickel April 3, 2022

Choke and stroke

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.

Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?

John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke

by Mariuspeders1 December 21, 2017

choke piss

Something my Dad does in the bathroom when he goes pee.

Dad: piss *stop* piss *stop* pissss *stop*
Me: wtf.. Why does he always do a choke piss?

by chinchilla_chalupa September 30, 2013