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chode fighting

Similar to cage fighting, but in this case it includes the use of chodes to whack each other until the other one needs chode cream to protect their chode from dehydrating, as in the case of rubbing on chode poison.
For my elective choice in the 9th grade I picked chode fighting, so i could slap coach g across the face with my chode.
by chodessasd January 9, 2009
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Chode King

A person that is the ultimate master and human embodiment of a penis that is wider than it is long.
Dude, Kraig told me that he couldn't fit into his pants today. What a Chode King...
by Chat Cholm December 12, 2009
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Chode loafer

Putting a chode between two pieces of bread and rubbing it until orgasm then eating the nut bread.
We did a chode loafer last night.. it was so tasty
by tripod 8 October 26, 2018
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Chidera

The best girlfriend in the world, Gospel loves her so so much. She’s a cutie and she’s Gospel’s Heartbeat 🦋🧡
Chidera is my heartbeat🦋🧡
I love you so much Chidera 😘🦋🧡
by G_WurLD10 November 25, 2021
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cheesy chode

Lick the cheese of my chode
Tom Cruise has a cheesy chode
by cheesychode April 16, 2007
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chide

A needle dick (a dick thats super long but thin as hell).
It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!!!
by cartman5000 August 5, 2004
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Chode

A socially-impaired individual, particularly afraid of approaching and engaging in conversation with women he's attracted by; a wimp, wussy, lovable loser, chump, man lacking personality and social skills, very attached to the outcome of a pick-up attempt.
Donovan is such a chode, standing there with his drink, he should just go talk to those girls.

Don't be a chode, be a champ.

Instead of trying to remember pick-up routines and failing like a chode, he should just go have fun.
by Thracius April 5, 2009
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