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choce

Friend 1: I'll be over in a little bit and we can smoke a bowl together.
Friend 2: Alright, choce
by amad97 October 9, 2016
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Choiceasphyxia

A combination of 2 words- Choice and Asphyxia.

Hence made of 2 parts:-
When and individual is confronted with an array of choice, within a particular category, and all are virtually identical.

Because of the vomit of choices available, and the fear of exploring all the choices, the indiviudal panics. This is choiceasphyxia.

Patience and the boredom of exploring all the choices to find which one best suits an individual is too daunting. So the individual ends up rejecting all choices and leaves- with nothing!
I went to the supermarket to buy tuna. There was lemon tuna, chilli tuna, spiced tuna, 1000 freaking tunas and all I wanted was tuna. I had a bad case of choiceasphyxia, I couldn't handle it, so I bailed.
by Deb W September 26, 2005
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choired

A verb used to describe the act of lightly teasing in order to make a woman scream like a choirboy.
I just choired your mums gash
by Jscock April 17, 2011
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chicen

Chicen if not chicken the chicen
Me chicen :(
by Manly,dumb,erotic May 31, 2021
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Chice

“Did ya shift her yet?”
“Chice.”

“Any skins?”

I’ve chice left”
by howyaloveen June 3, 2018
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choich

as in 'Church'. A place of worship for some.
'Loike, I'm off to choich!'
'You don't go to church!'
'Yes I do.'
'Oh.'
by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
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Bad Life Choices

Hooking up with someone whom you know -for whatever reason- is someone you really should NOT be hooking up with.
It's 8AM Sunday morning, you're doing the walk of shame in last night's clothes... or what's left of them.

There's only one thought going through your head as you try to remember where your car is:
Dammit! I Make Bad Life Choices.

"Bad Life Choices" are usually sex-life related and tend to fall under having 'sexual relations' with 1 or more of the following; your boss, a co-worker, a cousin, a friend's lover, your mom's boyfriend, your ex's sister, a known player, total stranger or a random groupie and/or friday night ho, etc. etc. etc.
by RckRllrLveH8r June 19, 2011
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