chief plank

If someone is a plank then they're a bit slow or dense at the best of times; not the sharpest tool in the shed as the saying goes. If they r a chief plank then thats the next level of stupidity.

That bloke is the chief of all planks, what is he like?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!

by Raydon February 23, 2004

chief that

To roll a joint and then light it yourself when others are present.

John: Almost (licks the glue and then lights it himself).

Toby:Sooo, I guess your just gonna chief that spleef?

John: (quickly passes it) Sorry dude, habit.

by Edapoe March 6, 2009

Chiberow

(chib IR row) The act of being the most insanely sick, awesome, or gnar guy around. Or being able to fly.

1. "Sup Chiberow?" "Not much brah"
2. Dude, there's a Chiberow outside the plane window.

by itsthatguyagain October 20, 2010

Chief Wasteman

A Chief Wasteman is the highest level of a wasteman

Chief wasteman is the highest level of being a wasteman.

insult - someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)

eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.

by Soundguy11 August 27, 2011

Chieft

/CHēft/

Adjective-
Affected by marijuana.

Synonyms
adjective. baked - blazed - high- stoned

After smoking so much weed, I'm all chieft!

by RL Beast August 30, 2013

chibernate

To hibernate Chicago style. To survive the apocalyptic reality that is Chicago winter one must take aggressive measures to ensure sustenance of the soul and physical being. This entails guaranteeing you secure a Chibernation partner for nothing else other than body heat shared through prolonged snuggling. In selecting who you choose to Chibernate with you should give significant thought to the following:

Take out food preferences of the Chiberation partner in question

Suitability of the couch in the selected Chibernation location for long dormant sessions wide enough for spooning

A robust cable package including all premium channels

4x4 car

Would you like to Chibernate with me? I am looking for a Chibernation partner. Could you see yourself spending this winter Chibernating with me?

by chameleon November 4, 2014

chief spencer

Small, frail man. Can't go anywhere alone. Can't make decisions alone. Fails to comprehend the thin blue line concept. Unable to get an erection. Limp, soft, sad man. Got beat up constantly as a child. Unable to do what's right and fair. Closet cock sucker.

"Chief spencer swallowed it". "They beat the shit out of that chief spencer". " chief spencer chocked it down"

by Youradouchebag September 22, 2016