cbisp

cool bananas in striped pyjamas.
a humorous yet slightly condescending way to potentially end a conversational you have little interest in.

josh: oh man i watched both star wars trilogies two times in the last day

david: oh yeah, cbisp

by Ltjay January 21, 2011

Chimpankie

Ape like creature who like to swing from lights and can like to fuck chickens as the voices in his head tell him to.

Chimpankie

by garden bench January 14, 2013

chimp titties

A. (noun) saggy old-man boobs

A: That dude needs to put his shirt back on.

B: Yep, he's sporting some real chimp titties.

by missnancycook August 2, 2012

Chimpressive

An act performed by a chimp that other chimps or humans find particularly intriguing.

guy1: Whoa, did you see that ape pawn the gorilla?
guy2: Chimpressive.

by dude63 December 8, 2014

Chimp Simple

Chimp simple is when something is so straightforward that even a chimpanzee or a toddler with down syndrome could easily understand it.

Keep it chimp simple when tending to the bear necessities of life.

The directions are chimp simple, it is impossible to get lost.

by full_reet April 6, 2016

chimpcoon

Literally the best fucking thing in the universe.

Shoot buddy I’m a Chimpcoon!!!

by xLORDxYOLANDAx April 21, 2018

Chimped

Rocking up to a fight without your leader and going straight back home.

I was going to crush them until I got chimped

by Tdiz123 June 1, 2018