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Circle Merk

When a group of three or more sports teams destroy each other in cyclical fashion, creating a closed circuit of ass whooping or "merking".

It is counter-intuitive because it contradicts the notion of consistent quality and performance.

Team A decisively beats Team B decisively beats Team C but Team C somehow comprehensively beats Team A, completing the full round of mutual merking.
Gooner 1: I thought Arsenal was going to lose to Man City, because Man City destroyed Man United 6-1 and Man United destroyed Arsenal 8-2. But Arsenal actually just obliterated Man City 4-0!

Gooner 2: Hell yeah for the circle merk! GO ARSENAL!
by spriggan1 November 4, 2011
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Fur Circle

(noun, adjective) Something on the human body of ambiguous location and context, likely surrounding one or several orifices.
Dude, my little brother was being such a smelly little fur circle today.
by dodez June 2, 2009
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cinnamon circle.

Slang for anus.
Aww man stop spreading your cheeks, i can see your cinnamon circle.
by Doctor Dec June 1, 2010
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Circle

A circle is like a wanna be oval. Its not as cool because its wider and rolls normally.
Man, my tyres are all lame circles. I wish they were ovals so I'd look cooler while riding down the street in my low rider.
by i_am_meridian July 4, 2011
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The Circle

a group of highly under qualified overachievers situated in Toronto, who's delusions lie in the comfort of their parents money as a lifeline, projection of the human ego whilst under the influence of crystalline tropane alkaloid powders (likely purchased with inheritance/allowance monies) & strength in numbers as to hide the weakness of their own worldly existence.
"The circle" are toy brats who would be better off if they focused on the detachment from growth in their own false humility, and the acceptance of the reality about themselves, their own weakness and thier own limitations.
by Mojo and Axion June 24, 2008
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Circle Back

Middle-management buzzword for the need to discuss an issue at a later time.
Since Andy dropped the ball on this one, we will have to circle back next week and go over the numbers.
by Rob Righter January 7, 2008
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circle squirt

When girls get in a circle and squirt all over each others faces while making sex noises. Similar to the male circle jerk. Is commonly found in the suburbs south of boston.
lets have a circle squirt!
its already goin on girl!!!
WTF was that?
i just squirted all over your nose you useless hoebag.
by lkeajkgsd May 30, 2010
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