Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021
Get the Chimp on your shouldermug. "CHIMPS" are Police Community Support Officers or PCSOs. Due to the fact that they "Can't Help In Most Police Situations". Everyone knows that PCSOs can't really do much because they aren't actually Police Officers at all.
Person 1: Look over there at that huge group of CHIMPS by the shop being unhelpful.
Person 2: What on earth are CHIMPS?
Person 1: They are PCSOs, you know, because they Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Person 2: You're right, they can't.
Person 2: What on earth are CHIMPS?
Person 1: They are PCSOs, you know, because they Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Person 2: You're right, they can't.
by AredUK November 22, 2016
Get the CHIMPSmug. •A man that thinks himself in a dominant position over women in hopes of satisfying their inferiority complex, without the male being able to bring anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on male dominance usually as a result for having a fungi infected dick.
•A man that prides himself with "Masculinity" in hopes of trying to make themselves feel better for all things they're lacking and women look for in a man.
•A square who thinks they have game by thinking themselves better than those who are real men yet are clearly lacking in all areas required to please a female.
The perfect example of a "Chimp" Man would be:
The steroid infected man at the gym that hits his head whenever he doesnt manage to "lift" enough,
The typical white kid that punches the wall when he's mad,
Most meth addicts with erectile dysfunction.
•A man that puts too much value on male dominance usually as a result for having a fungi infected dick.
•A man that prides himself with "Masculinity" in hopes of trying to make themselves feel better for all things they're lacking and women look for in a man.
•A square who thinks they have game by thinking themselves better than those who are real men yet are clearly lacking in all areas required to please a female.
The perfect example of a "Chimp" Man would be:
The steroid infected man at the gym that hits his head whenever he doesnt manage to "lift" enough,
The typical white kid that punches the wall when he's mad,
Most meth addicts with erectile dysfunction.
"Yoh dawg look at that Chimp, what's he doing out the zoo" says every person looking to the musclehead acting like he's better than the next person.
"Fuck, don't you just hate it when men are such Chimps" most women.
"Damn did that Chimp just hit his girlfriend?" -Dude 1
"Yeah bro, he's gonna break his hand that way" Dude 2 referring to the skinny-ass methhead that looks constipated.
"Fuck, don't you just hate it when men are such Chimps" most women.
"Damn did that Chimp just hit his girlfriend?" -Dude 1
"Yeah bro, he's gonna break his hand that way" Dude 2 referring to the skinny-ass methhead that looks constipated.
by wikimaniac April 7, 2020
Get the Chimpmug. by chimp man 67 February 25, 2022
Get the chimpmug. When the nursery runs out of an exotic mountain flower the inventory specialist may exclaim, "chimp out". Scientific name: Erythranthe guttata
by 25 Bibles On My Dresser Yessir June 10, 2023
Get the Chimp Outmug. If u ever find this nigga he might say he is strong but he’s not he’s going to try to wrestle if he’s on u get him off then slap the shit out of him then he might say I got asthma or ni gga
by Black anime nigga December 19, 2019
Get the 4’10 chimp Cameronmug. /tʃɪmp/ Noun. Portmanteau of "child" and "pimp". Derogatory word for an adult, usually a parent, who exploits a child for online views and monetary gain. Usually applied to "influencers" who lack the talent to obtain followers authentically. Examples of chimps include Abbey Lee Miller, Teri Shields, and Melissa Gisoni.
by I-dislike-chimps July 1, 2025
Get the chimpmug.