chub chap

the chafing of inner thighs caused by rubbing together while sweating; particularly happening to people with large thighs

Person 1: "Why are you walking so weird?"
Person 2: "All this sweating gave me chub chap."

by burns133 July 2, 2011

crap chaps

Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)

In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.

You're welcome.

The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.

by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022

chapped

the description of excitement/joy or happiness

maxwell: i am so chapped that i won the competition

Cody: i’m so proud of you!

by toastysamwich13 March 9, 2022

Chap

Casually Hired and Polite

Man #1: Man, where can we get a bite to eat?
Man #2: The chaps at Han's Cafe serve by far the best eats.

by Bogan of the Desert April 13, 2019

Mega Chaps

When you're really extra cold on the point of freezing, you would say this phrase.

"Aww man I'm Mega Chaps!"

by ElouiseD.X December 9, 2008

Chapped

when something or someone has you fucked up

“That’s chapped, I am not doing that.”
“You’re chapped, give that back.”
“This game is chapped. Turn it off.”

by Katchy September 21, 2018

Chapping

The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.

I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.

by Chapmaster420 April 9, 2023