Chain Masturbation

Pretty much the same concept as chain smoking. Chain Masturbation is where you use the cum from your previous ejaculation as lube for your subsequent jack off.

Dude, last night he chain masturbated until his dick was sore and he started shooting blanks.

chain masturbation hurts.

by jewmichael November 15, 2006

chain watching

Similar to chain smoking. It is when you are addicted to a television series and watch multiple consecutive episodes, starting the next episode as soon as the previous one finishes.

"I'm so tired, I stayed up til 4 am watching the fifth season of 24."

"Dude you need to lay off the chain watching."

by littleninja March 27, 2010

Two Chains

Whether bound by chain of iron or gold, one remains nonetheless bound.

I was flossin' my bling yo when some happy motherfucker looks me dead in the eye and says, "I wonder if you understand what these ostentatious restraints around your neck say about you?" It was then that I realized I have allowed this shiny rock, and the ideas associated with and superimposed onto it by others, to define my perspective of true value. I need to step out of Babylon because I've been played my whole life like a yo-yo!

That is when I came to understand the concept of two chains began to prioritize love, wisdom and positivity.

by The Luminous Lion July 3, 2017

CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick

Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010

Off da Chain

awesome, really good, sweet, something that you really like

Me and my friends,"Should we rent ghost ship?"

Random black dude,"Dat movie's OFF DA CHAIN!"

by a blount April 21, 2004

Sodomy chain

Where one guy sticks his pecker in another guys ass and then another guy sticks his pecker in the second guys ass and then another guys sticks HIS pecker in that guys ass and so on where it forms a chain of guys fucking each others asses.

John is in the middle of a sodomy chain.

by Deep blue 2012 June 15, 2010

cakin'

Talking to someone alot on the phone or spending too much time with them

Chris was cakin' all night wit Ashley!

by pimpjuice January 27, 2005