Go to Zsolt’s cottage

Get fucked in the ass by mediocre dick for the whole night and talk business the next morning.

I’ve been in Zsolt’s cottage and I’ve got a new project ! I need to go to Zsolt’s cottage to get the new project.

by qwertyuiop2097 June 4, 2019

cottage cheese

when someone doesn't shower and they get a cottage cheese like substance in their foreskin. In other words really fucking nasty

Ingram is stinky and has a cottage cheese dick.

by Fiscal February 18, 2005

cottage back

A seasonal medical condition that arises on a Monday after or a Friday prior to a nice weekend in the summer in which the reported back pain is directly proportional to the sunniness and temperature outside; results in one’s inability to come to work on the affected Monday or Friday and he/she having a three-day weekend that is likely spent drinking beer on the dock at his/her cottage or cabin while his/her co-workers pick up the slack back at the office.

My co-worker came down with cottage back; it prevented her from coming into work last Friday, and when she came in on Monday, her back was fine, and she also had a tan.

by Mrs. Columbia June 11, 2008

cottage brew

The collected bodily fluids of a bromosexual orgy mixed with a local pale ale, usually served while listening to shitty cover bands.

Lets go drink some cottage brew and watch Darryl's band play April Wine songs badly at some dive bar.

by Livefreelordiehard February 28, 2018

Cottage Cheese

Cellulite found on legs of aged persons, typically women

Student: Yo, Ms Holt has some nasty cottage cheese going on, she needs to wear some pants!

by Ashwin Jevi June 7, 2018

Cattaneo

Just a mess! Not even a hot mess. A cold booger on a wet paper plate. This is the human version of the word kerfuffle. A guy who is oblivious to just about anything that matters.

God damn it, Cattaneo!

by GrimeWords May 8, 2019

salty cottage cheese

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.

Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!

by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016