Canadian Breakfast

Having a sexual Encounter with a male with only one nut.

"How was sex with Lance, last night"
" Oh pretty good, for a Canadian Breakfast."

by SydSydSyd April 28, 2010

Canadian

An unarmed American with healthcare.

cheers to being Canadian!

by hiqwertyhi August 21, 2011

Canacorpia

A veritable feast composed entirely of food from cans. Generally consists of random beans, corn and other random items from the back of the cupboardthrown together in an often surprisingly delicious combination.

Wow, that's quite the impressive canacorpia you've made there, Mike. Haven't been to the store in a while, eh?

by The Cupboard Diver September 1, 2009

Canadian Sunglasses

The act of putting your nutsack on someones eyes when they are sleeping.

I gave Jane Canadian Sunglasses last night, but she woke up and punched me in the balls.

by dog toy May 12, 2010

Canadian Nose Goes

The same as regular nose goes except whoever is last gets punched by the nearest person. Reason is not needed for Canadian Nose goes and there is no task for someone to do.

Jeff called nose goes and paul was last. Jeff was closest to paul and beat the shit out of him. Paul was surprised because he did not know that it was Canadian Nose Goes.

by ronaldreggin December 14, 2010

Canadian Ballet

Stripper Joint

Dude, I gave all my ones to the collection box at the Canadian Ballet.

by DaSnooze April 19, 2016

canadian argument

An argument where both parties involved insist that they are at fault, or are more sorry.

**Two people both reaching for the last cookie**
A: I'm so sorry.
B: No, please, I'm sorry.
A: No, I am sorry, I insist, you have the last piece.
B: Absolutely not, this is my fault, you take the last one!
C: This is such a Canadian Argument.

by apeape28 March 20, 2017