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You-can-flaily

A ukulele with a mace attached at one end. The proverbial opposite of a mullet.
“Wow that you-can-flaily is really party in the top, business in the back!”
by Wypipo whisperer August 21, 2019
mugGet the You-can-flailymug.
You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection
by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025
mugGet the You can be my little vegetable ❤️mug.

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