Carson

They type of boy who has liked a girl for years but is too scared to ask her out while at the same time getting offended when someone memes her as if they're dating. This type of boy also stays home to nurse a headache and play games and jerk off. Also the kind of boy to talk about his trash job at a gym

He's pulling a Carson

What a Carson

Typical Carson

by Goul_fieri October 26, 2017

Cason

Is A guy that has a big dick and loves to have sex he a has long hair and is tall and likes girls that are named madi and he loves sports basketball is his favorite he is really hot too and all girls likes him

Madi: hay Cason is really hot

Girl 1:Ik

by chimichangasLover March 21, 2018

Carson

a jew

damn that carson really built like a jew

by sand niggers for jesus May 31, 2018

Carson

A person with a penis under 3 centimeters.

Girl 1: That boy looks like a Carson.

by Lofus69 May 7, 2018

Carson

A total creep who’s usually a pedofile

Omg is that a Carson he must be a total creep

by Soggybreadnuggets September 14, 2019

ken carson fan

One who has sexual intercourse with minors.

person1: why is he fucking that child??
person2: he must be a ken carson fan.
person3: he most likely is.

by sshhff March 6, 2023

Carson

Adjective-
A gossip-hungry person who is still in love with a man who goes to her old school, but is starting to get bored with him so she resorts to juniors.

Man #1- I thought she still likes joe
Man #2- No she is hooking up with this junior now
Man #1- God, she is such a Carson

by dancingdonuts December 21, 2008