1.)an ikea bought cactus stuffed in a white clay pot heavily decorated by a love sick girl and then given to her boyfriend
2.) a poisonous breed of cacti that will melt your liver if stabbed.
2.) a poisonous breed of cacti that will melt your liver if stabbed.
1.) Oh my gosh! Did u see that adorable love cactus jenny made for Luke, it was sooo cute.
2.)That Love Cactus made my son die. Fuck you Jenny.
2.)That Love Cactus made my son die. Fuck you Jenny.
by cute butt July 03, 2008
Sticking two fingers up a ladys poop shoot and two fingers in her vaginal opening and a thumb on her clit. So that the hand resembles a cactus.
by Brizza December 30, 2005
by itichie_nocanpo August 11, 2006
by super fagel August 07, 2009
Someone wearing an ice climber's boot (Spiked Tip) and kicks someone with the bottom of the boot in their testicles.
I told my friend if he didn't quit talking smack about my girlfriend I'd give him a jolly ol' Cactus Punt.
by Jack The Stalking Jew Ass Ripper November 22, 2006
by mo_dingo September 06, 2008